I'm Being Eaten By a Boa Constrictor...

Driving to the video store on the weekend, Zack started singing to himself in the backseat.

I laughed so hard I almost had to pull over...

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!

Oh No! He's got my toe
Oh gee! He's got my knees

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!

Oh my! He's got my thighs
Oh, Fiddle! He's got my middle,

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,
a Boa Constrictor,

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor,
AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!

Oh heck! He's got my neck!
Oh dread! He's got my head!

(muffled) mmm...mmmmm..mmmm...mmmm,
m mmm mmmmmmmmmmm,
m mmm mmmmmmmmmmm,

mm mmmmmmm mm m mmm mmmmmmmmmmmm,
MMM M MMMMM MMMM MM MMM MMM!

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